Software Engineers Producing Films

If Software engineers

produce films,

what will be the film title?

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RAM thediya motherboard

7 GB

Google Colony

ENAKU 20 MB UNAKU 18 MB

Puthukotayil pendriver

Kaalamellam

Anti VIRUS Vazhga

Harddiskku mariyathai

VIRUS'i'

Vetaiyadu

Vilaiyadu

keyboardum naanum

Joystick vilaiyadal

Solla Marantha PASSWORD

Enga Ooru PRogrammER

Oru MOUSE in Kathai

Monitorukkul mazhai

Ellam processor seyal...

Ramarajan & Rajkiran FANS CLUB

Dharmam thalai kakum

But

Drowser than maanam kakum

By

AGILA INDIA Ramarajan & Rajkiran FANS CLUB

Why We Are Not Studying Though Book Is There

Bike Iruntha

Øtta Thønum

T.v Iruntha

Pakka Thønum

Food iruntha

Sapada Thonum

Løver Iruntha

Pesa Thønum

goyyala nanum 18 varusama pakeren

Bøøk Iruntha

Mattum Yen

Padikkave Thøna

Mattenkuthu?

By

unnai pol oruvan...

Kungumam This Week

"Best Kanna Best"

Kungumam intha vaaram,

"En appan manushane illa, Avar oru african karadi"

-Kumurugiraar Simbu..

"Naan thaan adutha superstar"

-surya comedy petti.

"Veerappanai suttadhu naanthaan"

-captain Vijayakanth aavesam..

"Meena-vukku maganaaga nadikiraar Rajini"

"Akthar Ennai Baalal adikkiraar"

-Alugiraar Sehwag.

Weightaana Padippu Paduchum No Job

Sardhar:Weightana padippu padichum

enakku innum vela kedaikala.!

Man:appadi enna weightana padippu padiche?

Sardhar:

pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(kg)

Vellavi Vechuthaan Velutthangala

Dhanush:unna vellavi vechuthaan

velutthangala,Illa veyilukae kaattama valathangala? ;-)

Heroine:unna saapaadu podama valathangala

Illa saapadae kaatama valathaangala...?

:-P:-D:-P 

Dhanush : ???

spelling theriyaamal samaalipor sangam...

Un peyarai kooda naan ezhudhuvadhu illai.. 

 Yean theriyuma.? 
 Penaa munai unnai kutthume endru..! 
 By spelling theriyaamal samaalipor sangam...

Appa And Son

Appa: son nee sight adipia? 

Son:illa appa

Appa:thanni adipia?

Son:illa appa

Appa:-apana Unaku oru kettapalakamum kidaiyatha?

Son: poi mattum solluven pa.

Girlskku mattum Sms Call

Cella Vachikitu

Girlsku

Mattum

Call Panittu

Boysku

sMs KOODA

Anuppaatha

Top 15 Pera

Kadatha

Porangalam!

Pathirama Irudi Mapla!

Neethan No.1...

Girls Can Die For Change

Aval sirithal-naan muraithen...

Aval kadhal endraal-naan parents endren...

And finally...

"Naan MANAVARAYIL..."

''Aval KALLARAIYIL..."

....Eavlo naal than pasangale saganum...!!!

oru change ku inime girl's sagattum...!

Kaasu panam thuddu money money

"Gandhi kastapattadhu nam naattuku,

Naam kastapaduvadhu Gandhi note'ku"....

~ Kaasu, Panam, Thuddu,  Money, Money.

Missing Friends

"Yarum illatha Kadarkkaraiyl Nirkkum 

Padagai

Pol Unargiren,

En Nanbargal ennodu illatha indha Natkalai!"

Uruthiyana Natpum ulla Nanbargal

Valikkindra Idhayamum... 

Vadikindra Kanneerum.. 
Nichayam Oru naal 
Maarum... 
Unmayana anbum... 
Uruthiyana Natpum ulla Nanbargal  
Irundal.........
Hope im such a person

Friend vs Figure

FRIEND is first.

FIGURE is next.

FRIEND is best.
FIGURE is just.
FRIEND is quality.
FIGURE is quantity.
FRIEND is toppu. 
Figure aappu..

Kathalin seyal

"Ala vaipathum 

  Alaiya vaipathum 
  Kathalin seyal . . 
"Anbu
  Seluthuvathum 
Aaruthal 
  Solluvathum
NATPIN Seyal... 
That's fndship..

Love & Friendship

Kathal Enpathu

Karpanaium Alla.!
Natpu Enpathu
Nadippum Alla.!
Irandume Oru
Unnathamana
Unarvukal.
True Love And
True Friendship Is Never Ends...

Pirinthu Sellum Natppu Marapathillayyu

Kalainthu Sellum "'Megangal'"

Tholainthu Viduvathum Illai..,!
Pirinthu Sellum "NATPU" Maranthu Viduvathum illai...

Feeling kavidhai:-

"Oru oru nodiyum 

naan unnai ninaithu kondu irukiren,

oru nodiyavadu 

nee ennai ninaipaya endru"

Express Your Feelings

Manasukul irukum varai 

santhosam kooda sumai than,

Velipaduthum podhu 

 vedhanai kooda sugam thaan....

So share your feelings..

Punnaggai

Ullathil irukkum 

sogathai maraikka 

Uthadugal nadathum

 naadagam than punnagai....!

Mounam

Nice feeling: Vanmurai illamal kollum,

alagana aayutham than,

Anbanavargalin mounam....

Love failure Kavidhai :

Love failure Kavidhai :

Nan Unnai Nesithadhu 

Unakku Yeppodhu Nijam Yendru Therikiradho

Appodhu VandhuPaar 

EnSambalil Kooda UnOviyamIrukum..!

I never miss you..

"Pirivugalai" santhikkum pothu thaan, 

sila "uravugalai" patri sinthikka mudigirathu"...

I never miss you..

Dont hesitate parents

Cute line:

Endro oru naal 
Un tholil saya irukkum uravukkaga 
indru nee thol sainthirukkum uravai maranthu vidathey...
by parents.

Sogangal Marakkiraen Thozhan Irukkum Podhu

Kannil Sila Kanneerthuligal,
Idhayathil Sila Kayangal,
Vaalvil Sila Sogangal,
Anaithayum Marakkiren en thozan udan  irukkumpodhu.

Arukampul Juice

Arukampul juice
udampukku
nallathu thaan.
But,
Athu ENAKku
pudikkathu
karanam PULI
pasithalum pulla
mattum illa
athoda juicekoda kudika thu.

Customer Care Girl

Actually naanum avalum romba close frndslam illa. 

But enga 2 per naduvula idhuvaraikum oru chinna sandai kooda vandhadhu illa.

Kovam kooda vandhadhu illa.

Ava enaku enna relation'nu idhu varaikum puriyala. But one thing, ava romba possessive..

Naan yaar koodayum pesa koodadhaam..

Naan yaarkavadhu phone panni pesalaamnu try panninaa ava enna solva theriyuma?

"Ur account balance is too low to make a call..."

We Will Not Touch Book Itself

Girls : Exam Time la Nanga tv, Computer, Cell ethayum Thodamatom. 

Ungalala mudiyuma?

Boys:

Ha ha ha..

Naangalam Bookaiye thodamatom.

Athu ungalala mudiumA.

He Is In Bathroom

D most painful moment-

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"Wen 1 of Ur girlfrnd calls U in mrng & Ur grandmother picks up d phone & say:

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"avan kakkoosla irukan ma":-)

Have a smelly morning.

Sandhaanam Dailogue Remake

Unna madhichi msg Anupuna, nee enna pannanum?

Sollu chellam nee enna pannanum?

Onnu msg'ku rply pannanum, illa forward Pannanum!

Atha vittutu yaen delete pannara!

Illa theriyama than kekuraen.

Nee enna avlo periya Appatackra?

Illa avlo periya apatakaranu kekran

Varusathuku oru thadava booster pottu sappa msg anupra unake avalavu ADHUPU na, masam masam booster potu suthi suthi super msg anupra engaluku evalavu ADHUPU irukum illa evlo adhupirukumnu kekurean

Nee I Love U Sonnai Ya

Father:

ne ava kita

"i love u"

sonniya.

Lkg Son:

sonnen but athu nadakathu.

Father: y?

Lkg son:

Ava vera yaro 2 pera love panralam

Father: yar da avanga

Lkg Son:

Therila Ava "i love u 2' nu matum solitu odita....

College Students-

Poi Endru Therinthum Vekkam Illaamal Solra Ore Oru Sentence,

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Macha "Adutha Semesterla Irunthu Nalla Padikkanum

Terrorful joke

Terrorful joke : 

Begger: Amma thaye picha podunga nan vaai pesamudiyatha oomai..........

Lady: pakkatthu Veetla poi Kelupa enakku kadhu kekadhu..

2000 Rupee treat

2000 Rupee treat

True frndship: En kadhalai avalidam solla kooda naan avalavu payapadavillai anal en nanbanidam athai solla bayanden..

Karanam:

Avalidam 2 rubaiku rose vangi kodutha vishayathai sonal ivan 2000 rubaiku treat kepan.

terror frnd

Game of Indian Girls

Australia girls

game "cricket"

Russia girls game

"tennis"

China girls game

"chess"

BUT INDIAN girls

GAME:

"love"

yennama vilayaduranga theriuma..!

Comedy SMS

What is SMS?? LOL

SMS SMS SMS
Do u know what is SMS?
S-Singam anuppum
M-Monkey padikum
S-Small story.
Enna Moraipu..
Yarukkavathu forward Panni negalum singam agikkoga.gud eve